Courtney Stodden‘s mom is the worst. Like, the absolute worst. Worse than Dina Lohan and Kris Jenner rolled up into a big ball of grossness. She’s worse than the idea that Kris Jenner directed Kim‘s sex tape and that picture of Dina and Lindsay making out. At least Dina Lohan never sold her minor daughter to some gross D-list actor in his fifties.
But anyway, Courtney’s mom has once again proven herself as the worst ever by making a statement to E! News about her daughter’s involvement in porn.
If you’ll remember, over the weekend Courtney made a tweet that said “no to porn, yes to Playboy.” We all thought that the deal was done, but TMZ said “LOL, no, Playboy isn’t interested.” It was hilarious, and we all had a good chuckle, but now it’s time to get down to business.
Here’s the quick statement from Courtney’s mom:
“TMZ doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Clearly, their ‘sources’ are different than ours.”
I almost believed you, Courtney’s mom, but then I remembered that you once said that Doug Hutchison is “not creepy,” which was a statement that forever stole away your credibility.
In conclusion, Courtney Stodden has a bad mom, but she might have an offer from Playboy to make up for it. We’ll just have to wait and see, friends.
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