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10Justin Bieber Can Punch You in The Crotch, But No Backsies!

A photo of Justin Bieber

But we always knew that Justin Bieber had this in him, didn’t we? Everything that this kid has ever done has led us to believe that he’s an extremely childish little jackass with poor impulse control and a very inflated sense of self-importance. And that’s exactly the kind of person who goes around hitting people in the dick.

See, The New Yorker, for whatever reason, did a story about Justin’s manager, Scooter, and our friends at Popbytes were kind enough to share the following excerpt:

Carson Daly, the host of The Voice, walked by. Braun called out, “Hey, Carson!” Daly and Braun began to review a script detailing stage patter. Bored, Bieber started a game, playfully jabbing everyone in the crotch with his fist. First, he jabbed at Braun, who, without looking up from the script, dropped his hands to block. Daly did the same. When Bieber jabbed at Siva Kaneswaran, a member of the Wanted, he connected. He called out, “Got you, bro.” Kaneswaran balled his fist but seemed unsure how to respond. “I don’t want to hurt his pretty face,” he said.

Braun said, “Just get him in the pretty balls. It’s fair game.”

“No, it’s not,” Bieber said.

Braun took a firm tone. “Justin, it is—fair game,” he said. “You hit him in the balls, fair game.”

Bieber was peeved. “Where’re we going?” he asked. “Where’s my dressing room?”

I may not be up to date on Bro Code, but I’m pretty sure it’s not cool for dudes to hit other dudes in the junk. And even as someone who doesn’t know the delicate nature of testicles firsthand, the last time I thought it was ok to casually hit a guy in the crotch was when I was about 8 (and in my defense, it was a total asshole who wouldn’t let me by him in the hallway at school. He kept jumping in front of me and yelling “red light, red light,” so I punched him as hard as I could between his legs, said “green light,” and went on my way). And even if you do think it’s acceptable to do something like that, you’ve absolutely got to be able to take it right back. But Justin sounds like he actually doesn’t understand that. And that’s really troubling.

August 31, 2012 at 7:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Justin Bieber

10 Responses to “Justin Bieber Can Punch You in The Crotch, But No Backsies!”

  1. Chaz says:

    Maybe he has a problem expressing his affections verbally, hence playing nut-tag with men he finds attractive. Just come out of the closet already Biebs…. What a wormy bag of dicks!

  2. Simon Jadis says:

    You know fantasy stories and movies about the entitled prince who leaves his castle to go on an anonymous adventure but suddenly there’s pushing and shoving and he has to pay for food and clothing and maybe the innkeeper doesn’t have room for him and not every woman immediately fawns over him?

    That’s all Bieber.

  3. Simon Jadis says:

    Also: Emily, your childhood story sounds positively heroic.

    And the crotch-punching thing sounds like the weirdest thing ever. I mean, straight guys who aren’t nerds have weird friendships as far as I can tell (my straight male friends tend to be nerds–and the same is true of my gay male friends), and there’s all kinds of denial/homoerotic stuff involved in those friendships. But there aren’t a lot of reasons for an adult male to touch another guy’s crotch with any part of his hand. Honestly, I think that there’s really just one reason — the difference being whether it’s conscious or not.

  4. Chuck says:

    Other than being in a fight for your life, if you punch or jab another man in the balls, you better be looking over your shoulder for that guy when he catches his breath again.

  5. mireee says:

    This is not the first time I have heard about him having boundary issues. Have you seen that video where Esperanza Spalding interviewed him and he kept on sticking his hand inside her afro? Incredibly disrespectful. She looks so shocked.

  6. hexdy korea says:

    i have nothing to comment….but i want 2 give praise to almithy god dat is leading me in any tin dat i lay my han upon, and gave a big shout out to my family bcos then gave a full support on me. its ur boy hexdy korea am signing out.

  7. luke says:

    What a loser. No straight guy in the world would do something like that. Thinks he’s so entitled that no one can get him back. I’m VERY surprised that no one decked him

  8. Steve In KY says:

    WHY DOES BEIBER STILL SEEM TO ME A “WANNA BE” I NEVER LISTEN TO HIM AND HE NEVER GETS “RADIO PLAY” I CAN’T UNDERSTAND HOW HE IS THAT BIG IN SUCCESS. HE NEVER GETS ON THE RADIO…ANY MIX OR POP OR ROCK STATION DOES NOT PLAY “BEIBER” WE HEAR “KATY PERRY” 20 TIMES A DAY THOUGH. WE HEAR AVRIL LAVIGNE OR COLBY CALAIT 15 TIMES OR MORE. NEVER HEAR “JONAS BROTHERS” OR BEIBER” on ANY RADIO PLAY. “PINK” IS BIG OR “COLDPLAY” BUT NEVER THESE ONES THAT THEY CLAIM IS THE HUGEST SUCCESS RIGHT NOW. I’M VERY CONFUSED…HOW IS IT SO…RADIO IS WHERE ITS AT. WITHOUT RADIO, SEEMS THEY WOULD BE BANKRUPT!

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