5John Mayer Dumped Katy Perry Via Email
Whoa, is Katy Perry turning into creepy Taylor Swift, whose estranged boyfriends are too afraid to dump her in person, so they opt for phone or email instead? Burn, I guess, because that’s what pretty much happened—John Mayer, sick of Katy Perry’s hard-partying ways, dumped girlfriend in an email. A source says, “He [John] dumped her [Katy] over email. She was furious and really hurt. She was into him, but he wasn’t feeling it.”
And I guess I’m not all that surprised. While, yeah, Katy Perry’s not one of my most favorite people in the world, John Mayer is even less so, and he would take the cheap way out and kick Katy to the curb through electronic mail.
However, can we back it up a second here and talk about how John Mayer supposedly dumped Katy Perry because of her partying habits? Because man. Katy must really be off the hook in a Lindsay Lohan kind of way if no one wants to get serious with her because she’s a wasted mess. Is Katy becoming the class drunk of Hollywood? You know, people pumping and dumping her because, yeah, she’s easy and she’s hot, but she’s no one to get settled with because really, who wants to clean up tears and vom every time they go out to a club or a bar? Or public, for that matter? I knew people like that in a different lifetime, and guess what—ten years later, they’re still alone and so, so desperately do not want to be.
Get a grip, Katy. Jeez.
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SHIT LAY, SHIT LAY! Didn’t Russell Brand say something about her weird fetishes??
Doubtful. If she gave up the back door, Russel would still be around.
she drinks too much to be awake i mean alert i mean awesome in the sack. i know from experience, duuuude.