It seems like just yesterday that we first met that darling, precocious child bride, Courtney Stodden. Back when we first got to know and love this girl, she was just 16 years old, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and ready to take on the world. But a couple of years have passed, and now? Now she’s 18. She’s legally an adult. So what is she doing now?
Well, I’m not really sure what she’s doing right at this minute, but here are some of her tweets from the past few days:
1 more week until the big 18 xxx meow
Birthday is in 3 more days … wonder what the hubby is going to get me? :) Hmm … xxx
Only 2 more days until I get to blow eighteen … ummm … candles ;) xxx
Well xxx, the big 18 has been achieved xxx, so what did the hubby (xxx) get her?
That darling little puppy! He’s an Italian Greyhound. His name is Dourtney. No, really. Because according to Doug, that’s all she wanted:
“One of the many reasons why I love and admire my wife is that she didn’t ask for bling on her landmark 18th birthday. She didn’t ask for expensive clothes or shoes, a flashy party, an extravagant vacation, a luxurious car or to be taken out on the town.”
We all caught that a 52-year-old dude just said that he loves his wife because she doesn’t ask for fancy things for her 18th birthday, right? Awesome.
As for Courtney, she hasn’t opened up a whole lot just yet (that phrasing was honestly unintentional, by the way), but here’s what she did have to say about what we can look forward to now that she’s legal:
“There are quite a few secrets that we cannot tell you right now, but expect to see a lot!”
Oh god. How many hours till we see this girl’s vagina, do you think?