Just in time for the tail-end of Tom Cruise‘s probably-Scientology-spurred-divorce, The Master drops its final trailer. The Master, if you’re not in the know about it, is a film that’s presumed to be about Scientology, even though the religion/cult in the film is called ‘The Cause’ and is headed up by a man named Lancaster Dodd (portrayed by Philip Seymour Hoffman), and not anyone called L. Ron Hubbard. This is what Lancaster Dodd looks like:
And this is what L. Ron Hubbard (founder of Scientology) looks like:
Right. Absolutely no resemblance there whatsoever, you know. It’s the mustache. L. Ron Hubbard didn’t have a mustache at absolutely any point in his life at all, so it couldn’t possibly be about him and his Scientology endeavors. He also parts his hair differently. No similarities at all, guys. None.