Now hang on just a damn minute, here. Didn’t we just decide that Robert Pattinson’s having sex with Katy Perry’s voluptuous midsection these days? Yeah, I think we did. So what’s this business about Rihanna hitting that? Or is it customary for Rihanna to make her rounds on all of the newly-single Hollywood actors who’ve been caught up in a cheating scandal?
In either case, who’d you rather Robert be hooking up with—Rihanna or Katy Perry?