Now hang on just a damn minute, here. Didn’t we just decide that Robert Pattinson’s having sex with Katy Perry’s voluptuous midsection these days? Yeah, I think we did. So what’s this business about Rihanna hitting that? Or is it customary for Rihanna to make her rounds on all of the newly-single Hollywood actors who’ve been caught up in a cheating scandal?
In either case, who’d you rather Robert be hooking up with—Rihanna or Katy Perry?
May 14, 2013
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May 15, 2013
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May 09, 2013
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May 10, 2013
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May 10, 2013
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Please add a ‘none of them’ option, because all those girls are terrible. My very kind opinion: KS can’t keep it in her pants and comes off as a pain in the ass in general, Riri has lost it since the CB-incident, KP is attentionho-ing all over Hollywood and only dates headcases. So, none of them, pretty please.
Seconded.
Thirded.
no! wait… what?!
Kristen is a cheater
Katey Perry -John meyer(want to throw up)
rihanna (always want to naked0
what I meant Rihanna always want to go naked,really doesnt want to cover herself
what ? ? i can’t believe it ..