… [Robert Pattinson is] reportedly keen to transform his image and wants to completely change his appearance. Insiders have said that Rob ‘wants to look and feel different as he starts life as a single man’ and ‘reportedly hopes his improved image will make Kristen regret straying’.
“Rob wants to show Kristen what she’s thrown away,” an insider revealed to Look magazine.
They then added, “He’s spent a fortune in the past two weeks on his hair, teeth whitening and a spray tan. He’s bought an array of Gucci suits, which cost £2,000 a pop and he’s stepping up his exercise regime with trainer Tamsyn Hamilton to get in shape.”
So I’m all about the breakup-makeover revenge. I really am. Sometimes it feels really good to stick it in your ex’s eye, saying, “F-ck you, you weren’t good enough to get the ‘hot’ me while we were together,” even though it’s generally not true, but I think in this case, if it’s a real thing, it’s kind of unnecessary. I mean, honestly. You’ve all seen what Kristen Stewart looks like these days (here’s a hint—this:
She’s wearing Rob‘s hat, backpack, and a ring he gave her. She’s definitely not moving on, and I think—I think—she just might be regretting the affair something hardcore). Rob getting a squeaky-clean makeover is only going to make things worse for Kristen, and if that’s what he’s going for, well. Then I would say that it’s going to work out brilliantly. If not, maybe he should reconsider and throw the hoodie and stained hat back on, because guys. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson probably belong together.