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Quotables: Madonna is Capable of Forgiveness

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“I’d like to dedicate this next song to Mr. Elton John. I know he’s a big fan of it [Madonna’s song ‘Masterpiece’]. And I know he’s a big fan of mine. And you know? I forgive him. Gotta start somewhere.”

Oh, so let me guess: she’s going to continue by “forgiving” Lady Gaga next, for trying to steal her career and pilfer her music, right? No doubt, dude. No doubt.

See, the funny thing is, Madonna dedicating this particular song to Elton John was more of a slap in the face than anything, because it was the song that beat his ‘Hello Hello’ at this past year’s Golden Globes. So much for that ‘forgiveness’ vibe that Madonna’s trying to pass off as her own, huh? And what exactly, pray tell, is Madonna ‘forgiving’ Elton John for, anyway? For saying that she’s a common, granny fairground stripper? Because, I don’t know … Telling the truth, last I checked, wasn’t exactly something that warranted an apology, which obviously necessitates Madonna’s said ‘forgiveness’, right?

Go back to supporting gay rights, Madonna. It’s the only right thing that you’ve done in the last decade, anyhow. Stick with what you’re good at—because honestly, music just isn’t it anymore, and neither is it coming up with snarky comebacks to epic slams.

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