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14Here’s Kim Kardashian “Channeling Diana Ross”

A photo of Kim Kardashian

I just … I can’t even think of anything to say just yet about these photos that Kim posted on her blog. These are photos that were taken backstage at an actual photo shoot though. Someone made Kim look like this on purpose, for a real job. Ugh, I just can’t. Here’s another picture:

A photo of Kim Kardashian

It doesn’t even look real, you know? It looks like a parody of a Kim Kardashian modelling shoot. The ridiculous tan, that awful lipstick, and just all of the makeup, guys. The hair doesn’t bother me, but that makeup artist really needs to spend some time reflecting on his choices. This is horrible.

And I’m sure all the makeup doesn’t help things, but Kim needs to take a break with all the plastic surgery, too. Look at her lips. She can barely close her mouth, which may be a blessing right now, but you know what? It’s not going to be such a great thing when they bust open like a couple of oddly shaped Gushers now, is it?

Here are the rest of the photos. Let’s just hope that Diana Ross doesn’t decide to Google herself today, all right?

August 24, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Kim Kardashian

14 Responses to “Here’s Kim Kardashian “Channeling Diana Ross””

  1. CranAppleSnapple says:

    EW!!!
    I hope she’s stuck that way.

  2. Anonymous says:

    if i were Diana…i’d sue.

  3. Harriet Meadow says:

    Yuck. Yuck. Yuck. And I usually think she’s very pretty (though I agree with you about the plastic surgery thing).

    • Chaz says:

      Harriet, my gray pubed friend!!! How goes the baby making? Has one of your donors swimmers found their mark as yet? Hope all goes well….

      • Harriet Meadow says:

        lol thanks for thinking of me and my gray pubes, Chaz. I’ll let you know when my donor’s (i.e. husband’s) swimmers finally do the trick!

  4. Isabel says:

    She looks like she got headbutted by a negative panda (white around the eyes instead of black).

    And what the hell did she do to her face? I remember pictures from back in the day; she had big eyebrowes (to the point that they made her look like a man) and much sharper facial features. Now she just looks transvestite. First it was male-to-female genderswitch.

  5. meh says:

    Those eyelashes are terrifying.

  6. mireee says:

    fucking awful.

  7. Blu says:

    People laugh at her,not w/her….( negative panda,, now that’s funny,,:-)

  8. liz says:

    Usually I like her photos but whoever did her make-up at this shoot needs to go.

  9. dee cee says:

    She really is untalented and boring.. hates herself.

  10. Rex says:

    I DON’T THINK SO!!!! IS THIS A JOKE? Kim is pretty, but she does NOT have the charisma or the gentle voice of Dianne!!! xx

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