Well, it’s not a real Miley Cyrus song, it’s more of a hot mess called ‘Decisions’, and it features someone called Borgore, who … well, he isn’t really all that talented, if we can be frank. It’s f-cking awful.
Borgore is an Israeli producer, and he’s heavy into dub-step, in case you couldn’t tell by the track. And? If we can take all of the crappy music away from this guy and just call him by his first name, Asaf, we can give him credit for one thing—for being pretty damn hot. This is Asaf Borgor, better known as ‘Borgore’:
Anyway, so does this mean Miley’s music career is over? Because really, once you cross over into Electronica, you can pretty much put up a sign saying, “Porn star for hire.” Just ask Paris Hilton. She’s got an entire DJ-ing catalog full of failed attempts at music.
Who’s with me when I say, “I want a video for this shit”? Because I want a video for this shit.