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Love It or Leave It: Kristen Stewart Emerges!

A photo of Kristen Stewart

This is a very important moment. This is the first time that we’ve seen Kristen Stewart in weeks. It’s probably a lot of other “firsts” for Kristen too: the first time she’s been outside in weeks, the first time she’s put on a clean shirt in weeks, the first time she shook the potato chip crumbs out of her hair in weeks. Really, it’s a pretty big deal.

She looks all right though, doesn’t she? I mean, considering. I imagine the hat is to cover up the hair that’s even greasier than normal, and the sunglasses are probably covering up some major bags. Oh, and there’s the crushing sadness that is just emanating off of her. That’s kind of a bummer. But other than that, she looks fine. I even kind of like her silly belly shirt.

Here’s a closer shot:

A photo of Kristen Stewart

I really don’t know what I was expecting whenever we got new Kristen Stewart photos – I guess ice cream dribbles down her chin and neck and little airplane bottles of booze tangled in her hair – but this isn’t it. Who knows, this girl might actually pull through this and go right back to being the remarkably shitty actor we used to know!

Images courtesy of Pop Sugar

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