Comments on: Shia LaBeouf Is Just Doing Porn Now

By: mireee

mireee — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 20:39:39 +0000

Aww I have really liked him every time I’ve seen him in a suit. He scrubs up rather handsome I must say.

By: Simon Jadis

Simon Jadis — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 18:13:27 +0000

Hahaha! :D

By: CranAppleSnapple

CranAppleSnapple — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 15:39:48 +0000

Exactly. Well put, Nance.

By: Nance

Nance — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 14:02:30 +0000

The real sex thing, they do that ALL THE TIME in arthouse movies.

Real sex in no-porn movies always come to me as the desperate move when you don’t have a good story/characters. Some exceptions maybe (like 1974′ The Score), but personnally I found that rolleyes inducing in general.

By: Bryjin

Bryjin — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 10:14:51 +0000

I love his movies (Lars Von Trier’s movies that is, not Shia LaDouche’s) but I’m not entirely sure about this one.
But I’ll end up watching it no doubt.
While in his other movies the actors might not have had actual sex, they’re still very explicit. For me there’s a definite difference between a movie where the actors (or stand ins) have actual sex to tell a story and a p*rn, where “actors” have actual sex to arouse the audience.
If there’s one thing Trier movies doesn’t do it is “getting you in the mood”.
They’re unsettling.
You leave them feeling shaken to the core, disturbed, troubled … Not dying to have a wank.
The sex scenes has a different purpose than the ones in an adult film.
That being said I do find it “gross” if he were to demand that the actors have actual sex on screen.

By: Bryjin

Bryjin — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 10:09:50 +0000

By: Gill Avila

Gill Avila — Sat, 18 Aug 2012 23:32:25 +0000

I want to volunteer to be a stunt c**k!

By: Isabel

Isabel — Sat, 18 Aug 2012 23:00:06 +0000

I think he is lying; Stellan Skarsgard did an interview about this movie and all the sex will be done by stand-ins. He jokingly said he was dissapointed because of that. And seriously; the guy is married with 8 kids (or 7, can’t remember), as if his wife is gonna let him do that -.-
Shia sounds like a drunk fool more and more, I feel bad for his girlfriend. There are pics of them fighting all over the internet, I would fight with him too since he is so eager to screw other people on camera, calling it ‘art’. Bleh

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 18 Aug 2012 22:24:32 +0000

this is going to be amazing, what are you even talking about.who cares if they really have sex on camera, its just like when actors make out and their tongues are all up in each others face holes. i mean for all we know, edward and bella might actually have actually been consummating the marriage, how effing hilarious would that be.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Sat, 18 Aug 2012 21:54:22 +0000

It's because he has a small brown one. At least that's why I think I'm less attracted to him.

By: Simon Jadis

Simon Jadis — Sat, 18 Aug 2012 21:32:23 +0000

I’m struggling to think of how I can explain how I’m less attracted to Shia in recent years than I used to be without coming across like a pedophile. Though I think that he’s about my age.

It’s definitely the scruffy beard-stuff. That’s a no-no. If he grooms, I will totally watch this probably.