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10Love It or Leave It: Kim Kardashian’s Floral Bikini

A photo of Kim Kardashian

Can everyone just stop for a minute? Because something unbelievable just happened. I just said, out loud, with my very own mouth, “wow, Kim Kardashian looks really cute!” I can’t believe myself.

It’s these damn retro swimsuits, that’s what it is. Do you remember Taylor Swift’s swimsuit? It was probably one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen. For one brief moment in time, I actually kind of liked Taylor Swift. It’s some kind of enchantment, those damn suits. And it needs to stop. Right now:

A photo of Kim Kardashian

See, she posted the side view too, and the side view sort of makes it look like she’s wearing a diaper. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the high-waisted look is just not a good look for short girls with huge asses. It hurts, I know, but what do you think would hurt more, the truth or some asshole telling you that you need to change your poopy diaper right on the beach in front of everyone?

August 17, 2012 at 9:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Kim Kardashian

10 Responses to “Love It or Leave It: Kim Kardashian’s Floral Bikini”

  1. Chuck says:

    THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMMENTS!! As long as Kim K isn’t photographed from the side or back, she looks OK. Pretty girl, but her vapid brain and overly-marketed “beauty” are HUGE turnoffs. Not to mention the fact he has no talent whatsoever that would justify her current “celebrity.”

  2. Stacey says:

    It’s adorable!

  3. dee cee says:

    Fancy Depends modeling are we..

  4. blasted1 says:

    ….Uh….Mom?

  5. luke says:

    she needs to get over herself. Dumb ho only got “famous” because she got pissed on. She has no talent at all. No one in that family does. she’s ugly as hell without her ten pounds of make up. She even lets her monkey bf dress her, so pathetic

  6. lol.... says:

    The bottoms remind me of old floral bloomers. Not to mention when you have a butt that big (because of you know ‘natural luck’), there is such a thing as highlighting it too much. I am going to make this my wallpaper and everytime I look at it I will laugh!

  7. mireee says:

    I love the bikini! All my bikinis are sort of retro because that style suits me a lot better. I think she looks good.

  8. candy says:

    she looks cute, i love the suit.

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