Can everyone just stop for a minute? Because something unbelievable just happened. I just said, out loud, with my very own mouth, “wow, Kim Kardashian looks really cute!” I can’t believe myself.
It’s these damn retro swimsuits, that’s what it is. Do you remember Taylor Swift’s swimsuit? It was probably one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen. For one brief moment in time, I actually kind of liked Taylor Swift. It’s some kind of enchantment, those damn suits. And it needs to stop. Right now:
See, she posted the side view too, and the side view sort of makes it look like she’s wearing a diaper. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the high-waisted look is just not a good look for short girls with huge asses. It hurts, I know, but what do you think would hurt more, the truth or some asshole telling you that you need to change your poopy diaper right on the beach in front of everyone?