The kitten-heel controversy. [Lainey Gossip]
Shia LaBeouf is turning his nose up at Hollywood because he’s artsy, duh. [The Superficial]
Jennie Garth already has a new boyfriend. [Lainey Gossip]
Chris Brown and Drake are being sued for a lot, a lot of money. [Starpulse]
Lady Gaga belongs in a musem. [Cele|bitchy]
Katherine Jackson is paying for Janet Jackson to wipe her own ass. [TMZ]
30 Places to meet an end-of-summer fling. [The Frisky]
Anderson Cooper and Kelly Ripa are BFFs in the wake of Anderson’s cheating scandal. [Socialite Life]
David Beckham apparently has the largest penis on the face of the earth. [OMGBlog]
This is Chad Ochocinco’s mistress, and oh my God, no, I’m not kidding. [Yeeeah]
PHOTOS: Jennifer Aniston wanted a bigger ring than Angelina’s, of course. [Celebslam]
Carrie Underwood is definitely pregnant, probably. [IDLYITW]
Jennifer Lawrence is covering up her epic curves. [Pajiba]
Hilary Duff‘s return to TV. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Penelope Cruz was transformed into a Mario Brother, I guess. [Hollywood PQ]
The 35th Anniversary of Elvis Presley’s Death. [LA Times]