Oh, you haven’t heard? Yeah, because apparently Beyonce’s the goddess-est of all women in the world, and Rihanna’s not afraid to let the world know, too.
Rihanna posted this to her Twitter account earlier:
And this picture of Beyonce followed:
And I’m honestly not sure whether or not this is a joke, and for two reasons: one, yeah, B’s absolutely gorgeous—probably in the top ten or fifteen famous ladies as far as physical hotness, but this picture? This picture, despite Beyonce’s heaving cleavage, does nothing for me. Nothing. Two, Rihanna is kind of Jay-Z’s little lapdog. Wouldn’t it make sense to go hitting his wife up for some extra lovin’ and attention if she felt she were lacking in both departments?
Dunno, guys. I love Beyonce’s look as much as the next person (as long as the next person didn’t happen to be Rihanna), but I’m not getting where girlfriend’s going with this public, verbal fellatio.
Beyonce’s beauty is no different than Kim K – it’s all about the marketing and photo-shop. And both CANNOT be photographed from the rear.
isn’t that verbal cunnilingus?
Yes, yes that would be correct. :D
Good snatch, er, I mean, catch.
Nah, I get it. If Beyonce in the photo would walk into a room I wouldn’t be able to stop staring.
There are plenty of people who are mystified with her — I personally don’t get it. However, we must admit Beyoncé is one of the most stunning women on show business, and that photo doesn’t do her any justice. I truly think it’s one of her worst photos.
Also perhaps Riri is saying all this because Jay Z is less than happy about her getting back with Chris Brown and she wants to be back in his good books?
That’s definitely what I’m thinking, even though what she’s doing (if this is what she’s doing) is so, so obvious.
yea i thought so too
I’m not saying she’s ugly, but I have never found her to be sexy or pretty. This picture of her is terrible, though… it makes her face look like a blow up doll’s.
You ALL have this SO wrong. It’s a back-handed slap at Beyonce for being SO blond and Marilyn Monroe-ish that she could theoretically be destroying little (especially African-American) girls’ self-esteem.
THAT, my friends, is the reason for the peculiar phrasing and the particular choice of shots.
Um hello there Sexy Mrs.Beyonce Knowles,how are you doing today
Um hello Mrs.Beyonce Knowles,how are you doing today,here is a very romantic love track that I have written for ya,& the name of it is called Hello Sexy Mrs.Beyonce Knowles,plus dear Mrs.Beyonce Knowles,I am not in any way trying to use you,in any way whatsoever by writing you this song,plus if I ever meet you,I will surely sing it for you to hear it for yourself,& dear Mrs.Beyonce Knowles,I wrote ma very romantic love track for you to the instrumental of a song called Don’t Let Them,using all of ma very own words/lyrics,& the love song Don’t Let Them was originally sang by a R&B singer named Ashanti,so dear Sexy Mrs.Beyonce Knowles here is my very romantic love track that I have written for you to the instrumental of Don’t Let Them using all of my very own words/lyrics,plus the word Lay-Day in my song means Lady,take care Mam.
The song title for Mrs.Beyonce Knowles:Hello Sexy Mrs.Beyonce Knowles
My chorus for Sexy Mrs.Beyonce Knowles:
Hi there,Sexy Mrs.Knowles,Beyonce,do you ever,getaway,it’s fall time,one of the,best seasons,plus winter is coming,babe,try skiing,sexy babe,do you,try swimming,girl,in the oceans babe,surfing waves,all day,then,have lunch babe,then,maybe some Alize.
Verse 1 for Sexy Mrs.Beyonce Knowles:
Feel,satisfied,content,after,a great meal,how is everythang,it,is nice,to write,plus smile,writing songs,girl,is a cool thang,I don’t, hang with,losers,sexy babe,but Lay-Day,I’ll,buy you,plenty thangs,
ring ring,girl,what’s,your favourite,TV Show,girl,model babe.