“[My fans] seem pretty excited about … kind of whatever. Um, I’d like my fans to know that Cinnamon Toast Crunch is just 130 calories [a serving!]. Pretty much everything that comes out of my mouth is irrelevant. … You go into [show business] to do movies. I’m never been interested in trying to sell my personal life. The reason why yo go onto TV is to promote movies. f you start getting used to it, then you become crazy. But, uh, it’s nice. It’s like being on the craziest theme park ride. Totally exciting, but eventually, at some point, you’ve got to have a break. … [Am I OK?] … Yeah, yeah.”
Robert Pattinson on today’s much-awaited Good Morning America appearance. And from here on out, I give up on any and all Cosmopolis promo interviews, because apparently, Robert Pattinson, though he’s keen to subject himself to all sorts of uncomfortable questions, is not cracking when it comes to this Kristen Stewart thing. Which is unfortunate, because we want to know. WE WANT TO KNOW.
And on a side note, doesn’t Robert kind of seem like a little silly-head who doesn’t take much seriously? Is that the kind of guy we’re dealing with, here, or do you think it’s a pained façade, masking his true misery? Any deep thoughts to interject?