For the past twenty minutes or so, I’ve been trying to come up with a nice way of saying that Christina Aguilera looks like the offspring of Miss Piggy and Snooki, but it’s just not coming to me. I thought of being like “no, see a lot of people think that Christina resembles Snooki sometimes,” but that didn’t feel right. Then I remembered that a couple of weeks ago I said that Christina looks like Miss Piggy, and I made extra sure to say that I wasn’t trying to be catty (because I really wasn’t), but, you know, I don’t want to repeat myself. I just can’t come up with it, guys. I can’t think of a single way to speculate that Snooki is secretly some time travelling alien scientist who took a break from her social experiment on earth to impregnate herself with the DNA of a Muppet while still being nice. And on top of that, I can’t say that I sincerely believe that Snooki is somehow currently pregnant with Christina Aguilera without sounding crazy.
Do you guys have any suggestions?
When you use so much self-tanner/bronzer that it rubs off on your bleached bone-white hair it is time for an intervention.
Do none of these self-tanner addicts not worry about the long term effects of slathering their skin with chemical soup all the time? YUK!
*like* (why don’t we get like buttons?)
She looks Photoshopped and I’m sure this is a candid photo. This is a problem.
I think that pufinstuf hit the nail there with his/her comment. She looks like a L’Oreal advert featuring those women with no skin pores.
However, having seen some other photos from the press junket Christina A seems to look OK apart from the pancaked make-up. Everyone seems to have a go at her for being curvy but when she is standing next to Christina Milian no-one says that CM looks like a salad dodger despite them being about the same size.
I love the purple! That’s my very favourite shade.
Kelly Osbourne must be so pissed.
hiiiigh larry us! ’cause girl? you know it’s true.
they’re having a skinny-off! just look at that face. CA practices in the mirror, waiting for the day she will conquer KO.
She’s a cross between Miss Piggy and Jem and the Holograms.
I actually like her hair, and I prefer this look to her super skinny look from when she first showed up. But if she lost a bunch of weight it’ll go from calling her Ms. Piggy to saying she has an eating disorder. smh
Poor Christina, she’s so behind on every trend. Pastel hair is out. Once it hits the mannequins in the mall, it’s officially done.
Hello Mrs.Christina Aguilera
Hello there Mam,Mrs.Christina Aguilera,ma name is Ike Nash plus I am a very very gorgeous plus good looking guy & I came from the Caribbean from the island called St.Vincent & The Grenadines but now I reside in Ontario in the country called Canada,plus here is a very romantic love track that I have written for you & the name of it is called How’s Everythang Mam,& I wrote this very romantic love song to the instrumental of a rap song called F…..g With D,using all of my own words/lyrics,& the song called F…..g With D was originally sang by the singer named DMX,so dear Sexy Mrs.Christina Aguilera,here is ma very romantic love track that I have written for you to the instrumental of F…..g With D using all of my very own words/lyrics
My song title for Mrs.Christina Aguilera:How’s Everythang Mam
Verse 1 for Mrs.Christina Aguilera:
How is everythang Mam,plus girl,stay away,from the damned,if I have your hands,girl,I will never ruin plans,to be famous,rich plus babe,I’ll hold your hands,& buy you lunch,plus girl,many cool thangs,anytime that you like,everytime I will,give,plus hey girl,I’ll buy you thangs,like gold chains plus many cool rings.