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Was Robert Pattinson “Wallowing in Misery”? No, Because That’s “Weird”

According to him, in a word, ‘no’. Or, if you liked the Jon Stewart show‘s Robert Pattinson, a fitful of giggles.

No, I don’t think Robert Pattinson‘s been wallowing in anything other than maybe sympathy p-ssy, and especially not misery.

HLN’s ‘Showbiz Tonight’, Robert was peppered with questions about his alleged breakup with Kristen Stewart, citing that all of the rumors are “weird,” but neither affirming or negating whether or not these two knuckleheads have, indeed, broken up. Rob said, “Since the first ‘Twilight’ you enter this kind of realm where … you get stuff reported about you, and it’s weird.”

Well, no, now, I don’t necessarily know that it’s “weird,” but it’s definitely, definitely intriguing. Like, tomorrow’s interview with ‘Good Morning America’? Can you imagine just how giggly and weird that’s going to be? God how I love this man.

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  • i’m just glad that he decided to start washing his hair. people tend to look better post-breakup and for rob that involves… showering. and boy does he look better showered, i’m actually starting to see what all the twihards have been swooning over.