And just how desperate is Taylor Swift? Well, let’s just say this: she’s desperate enough to clinch a future with the Kennedy family that she purchased a house right next door to the one where her eighteen-year-old almost-jailbait boyfriend, Conor Kennedy, lives with his family.
Remember how Emily mentioned to you that Taylor was considering purchasing a house in the general Kennedy area? Well it apparently isn’t a rumor, because it’s been confirmed that the house has been bought and paid for by Taylor herself. From People:
The Nashville-based singer, 22, who is dating Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s son Conor, 18, has bought a house in Hyannis Port, Mass., across the street from Conor’s grandmother Ethel, according to several reports.
A realtor in Hyannis, Mass., confirmed the purchase to PEOPLE, saying Swift bought the property last week.
“It’s in a beautiful location and right across the street from Conor and the Kennedys,” the realtor says. “It’s a beautiful home. She got a nice home, paid fair price. The house was on the market for two to four years.”
So. I’ve just got to ask: what’s going to become of the home when Conor finally grows up and dumps Taylor’s ass? Is she going to just sell it? No, no; I hardly think that’s going to be the case. No, I think Taylor’s going to go all I-was-spurned-by-a-Kennedy, so now I’m going to burn this house to the ground and play my guitar out front while the structure smolders, and I’m going to give my ex-boyfriend’s house the tear-filled eye of I-hate-you-so-so-much SQUEE.