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Here’s Another “Photo” of “Blue Ivy Carter”

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This picture is just all sorts of wrong. All sorts. Is it a real baby? Is it a doll? Does the child have a face? I don’t know. These are all questions that plague me when I get down to thinking about the notorious B.i.C. and her mama, Beyonce.

This photo was taken and posted to Beyonce’s quasi-private Tumblr page, where photos of the stars life are said to be cherry-picked to make people realize that Beyonce is a real person who lives a real life and has a “real” “chid.” But the thing that concerns me about all of this is that we never see the kid’s face. And while I realize that Beyonce is not the first celebrity to hide the faces of their children (Michael Jackson), doing this only lends credence to the rumors that Beyonce’s embarrassed that her potentially-real child has a wide nose and she and her mother, Tina, are gradually reshaping it out of the public eye, or that, you know, Blue Ivy Carter is actually what some people would consider a DOLL, and not at all real.

The second thing that has me wondering is the way Beyonce’s holding that baby. Blue Ivy is allegedly a little over eight months old, and while eight months is pretty good when it comes to development and the baby being able to hold itself upright for long periods of time, Beyonce’s holding that kid like she weighs no more than a ten-pound bag of Yukon Gold potatoes. It’s either that, or Beyonce has the world’s strongest index fingers and thumbs. It’s just awkward positioning. And she’s still so small for being eight months old. I guess that’d probably the the third odd thing about this picture. I know babies are all different sizes, and some eight-month-olds really are this small, but B.i.C. doesn’t even look like she’s grown in the past six months, especially when you compare this picture to other pictures of her and her mother. If anything, she looks smaller than she has in previous photos. Like this one:

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And this one:

photo of beyonce and blue ivy pictures
Bottom line? This picture, and this baby, just does not look like it’s a real thing. There’s just no f-cking way. Somebody’s doing a baby-swap, and I think that someone’s name is Beyonce.

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  • Maybe the Tumblr picture isn’t a new picture? That’s the only explanation I can think of. I don’t doubt she has a real baby… I doubt she BIRTHED it, but I’m pretty sure the kid is real, and the baby in the picture where you can see her face kinda has a Jay-Z face, so… I don’t fucking know. SO CONFUSING.

  • you’re a mother and you’re writing blog posts about whether this is a photo of her real baby? get a life.

  • This bitch as got to stop. Firstly this so called baby was born to black parents i am talking about pure black, not mixed, not half latino, african american black. Means that the hair texture is definitely not the business. In pic below her hair is more coarse and curly, in the pic you displayed today, it’s all wavy like a latina, or she permed it. I wouldn’t put it past her.

    I can see her now, they tell her “camera 3…2…1 and some one tosses her the baby to pretend like she gives a fuk. Who holds a baby like that. I am a father and I have never held my kids like that. I wouldn’t even hold my cat like that. What type of baby at 8 months drinks a bottle face up like that. she is more prone of choking. You know at first I thought I hated the Kardashians, which I do. But I hate Beyonce even more, they try to sell to women how she is the most beautiful women on earth….where? I just don’t see it. Does this mean that you “evil beet” or my wife aren’t even in the equation? Who is the one/s rating her, I would just love to get a glimpse on how they look. This bitch has got to go away, and I mean quick……It erks me to even watch her dumb ass Tom Foolery.

  • Jesus it’s probably an old picture. The tour started all the way back in October! Say what you will about her actually having been pregnant but the baby is friggin real. This post is just ridiculous.

  • That’s exactly the way that I would expect someone whose baby is probably being raised by a series of nannies to hold it, like they don’t know what the hell they are doing.

    No back support at all and since the baby’s head is already tilted back, there would be naff all to stop her from falling over backwards.

  • Hope Blue Ivy decides to become a vapid mouth breather, you know with parents who like to pinch her nose to make it small. News Flash! Don’t breed with someone with a wide nose if ya don’t like it.

  • wtf would beyonce have a fake baby conspiracy? for real? what would be the benefit of lying? seriously.