Hey, look! Remember how I told you guys that these two were going away on some tropical vacation together? Because they did, and here’s a few pictures to prove it. Also, they’re holding hands. I don’t care how long you’ve been friends, you don’t generally go ’round holding hands with someone that you’ve spoken out against so vehemently about not dating. Because Mila Kunis, shut up already. We know that you’re in a relationship of sorts with Ashton Kutcher. Can we just go on to avoiding the interview questions that assume you guys are together? Because denying these things … well, it’s just starting to look silly all over the place, now, isn’t it?
Can we just get these two at a red carpet event together already? Because, despite the fact that I pretty much abhor Ashton Kutcher and everything he stands for, I’m still a That 70’s Show closet fan at heart, and I positively love this pairing. I also think that if these two were to hit up a red carpet event already, the world would be aghast at so much physical beauty in two people—two people who also happen to be boning. One another.