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Robert Pattinson is Just Fine, Thank You Very Much

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From Us Weekly:

Hiding out at pal Reese Witherspoon’s Ojai, Calif. ranch ever since Kristen Stewart was caught cheating with director Rupert Sanders, Pattinson finally resurfaced Saturday night for with a few mates at Deer Lodge, a country-western bar in Ojai, two observers confirm to Us Weekly.

The 26-year-old Brit “seemed to be having an amazing time” one eyewitness tells Us, adding that the Twilight star had “a few drinks and laughs” with a group of friends as live country music played. “He looked like a guy that was just trying to enjoy himself and get away . . . seems like a good kid!”

A second eyewitness explains that Pattinson “kind of blended in” with his friends (a “group of good looking guys that dressed ‘hip L.A.'”).

Pattinson could certainly use some cheering up. Largely ignoring calls and texts from a contrite Stewart, 22, the actor has been “a total mess,” a source told Us. “He’s questioning everything.”

First off, wasn’t it Us magazine who originally ran the stories? Let me double-check that … yeah, they were. And now they’re playing all nice and being supportive of Rob during this hard time (by, of course, following him around some more)? I’m not saying that I believe that paparazzi should stop hounding celebrities, because while I don’t generally agree with the virtual (and, at times, literal) stalking of another person for entertainment purposes, I can say that, often times, it renders the exact results that some people always hoped for (namely those obsessed with celebrities and celebrity gossip writers).

In this case, Kristen Stewart being a stupid, self-involved bitch who can’t keep it in her pants and who happened to meet another stupid, self-involved bitch who couldn’t keep it in his pants, either.

Good to know that things are starting to look up, Rob. I almost pissed myself earlier this weekend when Emily mentioned that Kristen’s doing nothing but not washing and eating ice cream for breakfast, lunch, and dinner these days. Serves her right, for real.