Kris‘s tagline on her Twitter, before you even take a look at the picture, which I’m going to put after a jump it’s so horrifying, reads this:
MOM, MANAGER, MOMAGER, LOVER OF LIFE, LOVER OF CHRIST
Horrible, right? Well just imagine this: it gets worse. WORSE.
This is the photo, with the caption of “Twitter or Titter?”
And a mere few hours after the photo was posted, she wrote “Obviously hacked!!!!!!!!! Duh!!!!!”
Oh my God. I just can’t even. I can’t go there today, guys.
Ya think Bruce Jenner has buyer’s remorse, much?
I bet he has regrets every damned day.
In fact, I often wonder if he has a secret cabinet filled with Wheaties boxes where he goes and plays with his medals, buries his face in his hands, and sobs …
Then I remember he deserted his wife (Chrystie Crownover) after she supported his ass for training during the Olympics. She was 3 months pregnant at the time. He, in that instance, traded sideways with Linda Thompson (Elvis’ old squeeze) and bottomed out with Kris.
That’s when I remember he’s an insecure douche. I’m willing to bet Kris is very, very, very good at pumping up his ego. Sorta like her lips.
Oh, and he’s a cross-dresser, not that that is much of an issue, but it does play into the whole insecure thing. Apparently Kris doesn’t mind one bit. (Chrystie said so and so did Linda.) Bellenews has a decent article about it taken from a, likely, older Star article.
I hope Bruce suffers every day when he wakes up, looks and hears Kris in the morning (if she’s even there), and sometimes wonders if he really is a laughingstock. Of course, if he thinks this is the best he can do, then he’s getting everything he deserves.
Yes! It was hacked! By Jay Leno. Except for the boobies. I can’t explain that.
You’re seriously going to poke fun at the ‘lover of life, lover of Christ’ bit? It’s one thing to mock embarrassing celebrity photos, but it’s another to bring someone’s personal faith into it. Not cool.
I think the point is Kris can’t possibly have a love of Christ, the way she behaves. I’m surprised she didn’t get struck by lightning for that comment.
I don’t think any of us can judge the heart of someone else.
I’m afraid I’m with CAS here.
Her saying “lover of Christ” is like Sandusky saying he was just, you know, “teaching those boys how to shower properly”.
The level of her outright hubris is actually in the original sense. Now, if only (the) God(s) would play along like they did in the Greek Tragedies.
Some imagine Christ approval.. make you rich for He has dollar signs for eyes..; tax deductible wisdom.. if you know how to play the game and her lifestyle includes more than the traditional seven deadly sins, adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, idolatry, sorcery, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies, envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, “and such like.. to do and teach those things. Poor Nicole.
This is how I got 6 children with 3 different men and they all work of me 10% baby, I am PIMP KRIS the horny granny, any takes?