Oh, of all things … did you know that we’re going to get a fifth installment of the Scary Movie series? Because that’s something that everyone wants. The first two came out when I was 12 and 13, and I did enjoy them, but when the third one was released, I was 14, and it was way dumb. I think I vaguely remember the fourth one being made, but I’ve never seen any of it. But there’s apparently still some sort of an audience, because the fifth one is definitely in the works.
I know we’ve talked about this before, but I really don’t get why Lindsay is getting all these jobs. Sure, she used to be funny sometimes, but those times are long gone. Did no one catch her on SNL? Is it really so much better to hire an actress who will generate a lot of press as opposed to an actress who actually has some talent?
Please don’t answer that.
Oh, but just to cleanse your palette a bit, here’s a picture of my cat not understanding why I don’t want him to lie down right on top of the book I’m reading:
And yes, I do have snowflake sheets on my bed in August. And I’m reading The Lost World, the sequel to Jurassic Park. I had a nightmare last night about dinosaurs, too: I was in my grandma’s old house with my great aunts, and we were running away from a tyrannosaurus, and I came up with this great plan that we could just stick our fingers up his nose and poke him in the brain, and he’d leave us alone. I woke up terrified, and my cat pounced on my stomach and put his paws in my hair. Did you forget about Lindsay Lohan yet?