Now, I know that Tanning Mom, Patricia Krentcil, isn’t really a celebrity, or even a “celebrity,” thus deserving absolutely no place on this site, but we *have* talked about her before, and it *is* important that I show you what she looks like now, because she looks nothing like the Tanning Mom that we knew and hated and wanted to punch in the throat of all those months ago. I’ve gone ahead and put regular ol’ Tanning Mom’s photo at the top of this post, and stuck New Tanning Mom after the jump, because it’s so good that it deserves a significant amount of suspense in ramping it on up.
Check out Patricia Krentcil these days!
What a difference, right? I’m not going to say it’s a mega-improvement or anything, because to suggest that would mean that the no-tan thing somehow makes her look better (which, in a sense, I suppose it does, but the damage by that all of the UV exposure is fairly obvious, guys), but if you’re looking to read some kind(er) words about Tanning Mom, I’d have to go ahead and say that hey, what a
good better example to set for her elementary school-age daughter. There’s always that, you know.
Here’s what she had to say to In Touch about losing all the orange and brown:
“I feel weird and pale. But everyone says I look so much better less tan. [However] nothing is forever. I might squeeze a tan in here or there.”
So don’t fear, guys. This new “weird,” “pale” non-Tanning Mom might not last forever, OK?
Image courtesy of In Touch