I realize that we spent most of our time talking about Kim Kardashian bashing Kim Kardashian for being all naive about baby weight gain, and for telling everyone that she’s way more famous than everyone combined, but this outfit, guys … Well, it really isn’t so bad, I don’t think. Yeah, it highlights what some people might consider her worst asset, but even though Kim’s positively plastic almost everywhere, and is a flat-out annoying piece of shit, I do think she’s got a generally lovely figure.
Honestly. It’s my favorite color (green!), and my second-favorite shade of green, and even though I’m not a huge fan of the ankle boot things, they don’t make her legs look short and stumpy, even though she’s only, what, 5’3″? I mean, seriously. I’m 5’3″, and I can’t even imagine what that footwear would do to the look of my legs, please. That takes some serious talent. Or time on your hands to determine what shoes are geometrically best for a certain dress. In either case, it’s something I just don’t have.
Kim, here, however, looks pretty good. I could do without all the Kanye, because Kim and Kanye in one picture is just all sorts of wrong and horrific in my opinion, but the outfit is OK and Kim looks … dare I say it … pretty nice.
Love it or leave it—Kim’s getup?