“You know, let me say this: It’s the last time I’m going to listen to my wife when she says, ‘Why don’t you go out to see a movie?’ … I went in and realized I was the only one awake and sober and conscious. It’s very embarrassing. It’s embarrassing as hell, [but] nothing happened. I did nothing wrong. Everything is being sorted out as we speak. My summary of the whole evening was it’s an interesting theater, a boring movie and a great place to take a nap.”
Oh Fred Willard. You’re just so happy that your name is back in all the headlines that you’re probably sporting wood as we speak.
This was Fred’s PG response when asked about the incident on last night’s Jimmy Fallon show. Fallon obviously asked the inevitable, and this was Fred’s answer (along with some quips about which movie he saw—like ‘Free Willy’ and ‘Get Shorty’ LOL). I guess it’s safe to say that, despite being fired from PBS, Fred’s pretty much forgiven for this whole arrest thing, huh?
Somebody said that he’s so awesome he should get to whack it anywhere he wants. :D heheh
I certainly don’t mind that he found a wormhole back to the 70’s and actually found a porn theatre to whack it in.