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7Vintage Quotables: Robert Pattinson Doesn’t Understand Cheating

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“But there’s a thing I’ve never got: That is, why do people cheat? I can understand the impulse. But not how you can keep two relationships going at the same time for long. I’m not the casual-affair kind of guy. If I choose to be with someone, it’s because I really want it. When I have a relationship, I’m 100 percent into it.”

- Poor Robert Pattinson discusses cheating in the April issue of Vanity Fair.

Keep in my mind that this quote appeared in the April issue, which means that Robert gave this quote while his girlfriend may or may not have already been cheating on him. Poor Robert Pattinson.

Also, just for funzies, check out this quote that Kristen Stewart gave in the June issue of Elle:

“Maybe because my life is so perfect, when I see the other side of life, it just seems like, almost like I want…” Stewart struggles for words. “You can learn so much from bad things. I feel boring. I feel like, Why is everything so easy for me? I can’t wait for something crazy to f-cking happen to me. Just life. I want someone to f-ck me over! Do you know what I mean?”

Well, here you go, girl. Something crazy is happening to you now, and someone did f-ck you over. Her name was Kristen Stewart. BOOM.

July 26, 2012 at 9:30 am by Emily

7 Responses to “Vintage Quotables: Robert Pattinson Doesn’t Understand Cheating”

  1. Nicole Peach says:

    Careful what you wish for!

    But for fuck’s sake, she’s a young woman. SHE’S ALLOWED TO MAKE MISTAKES!

    • Nikki says:

      This wasn’t a mistake. A mistake is using pen instead of pencil. She knew what she was doing was wrong and she did it anyway, that’s why they were sneaking around. She’s only sorry she got caught. Her being young has nothing to do with this, only her being a dumbass.

    • crab says:

      Sorry Nicole cheating is NOT a mistake! A mistake is an oops because you didn’t know what your doing and you’ll never do that again! Cheating is you damn well know what your doing and you keep going back for more!!

  2. Chuck says:

    Well, she got her wish for a more intersting life. Too bad she’s not as intelligent as she likes to think she is.

  3. evilbeetdouche says:

    He should spend more time playing board games with my family if he wants a better grasp of cheating.

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