These are photos of Lindsay Lohan looking, of course, worse for the wear while hanging out with a lady friend and hitting up Jack in the Box late last night, and can I say with conviction that she’s looking fresh-faced, luminous, and generally lovely. Oh my.
If you haven’t heard yet, in related Lindsay Lohan news, as Emily reported earlier in the weekend, girl wants to be BFFs with Jennifer Lawrence, and to that, I say, “Ha! As if!” Lindsay recently unloaded on Twitter, calling Jennifer a “genius” of an actress, claiming that she’d love to do, and I quote, “… a Thelma&Louise w/her but ala Natural Born Killers (style wise) 2 girls-2 guys.” Oh. Oh. Lindsay’s visionary mind and eloquent speech almost convince me that this would be a good idea. You know? And by “good idea,” I mean, “HA! AS IF!” Come on. Lindsay’s doing one step up from a porno, and yet, she thinks it’d be a killer concept to star in a movie with Jennifer Lawrence. LOLZ BITCH PLEASE.
Also, if you’re really all that interested, here’s the official teaser trailer for Lindsay’s new porno project, ‘The Canyons’. And I could be wrong, but it sounds like whomever wrote the musical accompaniment ripped off Mazzy Star’s ‘Fade Into You’:
The hook is almost identical, right? The name of the song is ‘Coming Down’, and it’s *not* by Mazzy Star—it’s by a group called the Dum Dum Girls, who sound … well, they sound just like Mazzy Star. Don’t believe me or, worse, don’t know who Mazzy Star is? Here you are. And you’re welcome:
The movie looks just super, though, doesn’t it?