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Um, Why Are the New Kids on the Block Tweeting Shower Photos?

photo of new kids on the block in the shower pictures
And why do they all have creepy mustaches? I don’t know, guys. There are many mysteries in this world, guys, and this happens to be one of the creepier ones.

What I want to talk about, however, is the fact that my personal favorite New Kids on the Block-er used to be this creepy, creepy Danny Wood. He looks like a meth freak that’s been living under a bridge in a desert for six years (which might not be too far from the truth, considering the NKOTB have only been “back” for a few years now as it were) and it frightens me that my former, young, little, innocent self could be superficially infatuated with the Scariest New Kid of All Time. Yeesh.

Who was your favorite New Kid on the Block? You know, Jon Knight isn’t looking so bad these days, I guess. He kind of resembles Adrien Brody, and if you guys have been around here for a minute, you know how I feel about Adrien. Well, anyway, ready, set, go—favorite New Kid back then?

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  • I don’t know who these people are (NKOTB were never big in Europe), but the one with wife beater and the one on the left look like they’d rather be eating literal shit than having their photo taken.

    • URE A TOTAL RETARD OR U WERE BORN YESTERDAY OR PROBABLY UVE BEEN HIGH ALL OF THIS TIME AND U UVE HAD NO CLUE OF WHATS GOING ON AROUND U. AT SOME TIME THEY WERE BIGGER IN EUROPE THAN IN THE STATES. THATS WHY WIKIPEDIA IS FOR… GO GET A BRAIN….NO, THEY DONT EAT SHIT, U EAT SHIT BIG TIME….

      • Hey screamer, she didn’t even SAY they eat shit. Learn to read, and while you’re at it, have someone examine your caps-lock key.