Also, did you know? Justin Bieber carries himself in a more manly way, too! Can you even believe it? I can’t. It’s just too much. I thought that we’d heard it all when we found out that Selena Gomez was just a waste of a girl, living only off of the sheer fame that emanates from Justin Bieber’s manly, manly penis, but apparently I was wrong—it only gets better.
Here’s what he had to say to RS about being a man and not a boy AT ALL:
“I feel like I carry myself in a more manly way. I don’t carry myself as a boy.”
But don’t worry, guys—before Justin got too far up in his ivory tower, our boy Usher shot him down, calling him a child:
“He’s more mature than the average child — or rather, young man.”
So, there it is, guys. Usher officially shot Biebz down. THE BIEBZ went down in a blaze of children. Which sounds really, really bad, but you know that Usher’s quote probably buried Justin, and he had to go forth and kick another photographer in the shin while crying to Selena that “people just don’t get” him.
Does this make your night? Does it make up for the fact that I subjected you to Octomom’s bloodless, marbleized body this late in the game? I mean, can it please?