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Trace Cyrus Has a New Video Out!


GUYS. This is easily the most awkward thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Seriously. I cringed through 99% of it, and the other 1% I was putting Octonauts on for my daughter (which, I’ll admit to watching).

Look for a Miley cameo, and a jacuzzi tub shot of a girl with really, really, really big tits starting to float on her back toward Trace, and lots of hugging and kissing, because this video’s chock-full of it.

The thing about this, though, that I’m hearing is that Trace’s “band,” Ashland High, has got a pretty OK following. Meaning that there are people out there who listen to this and say, “Hey. Now that’s a song I can get behind,” but don’t get me wrong—all is not a waste. I love the upbeat idea of “sippin’ on sunshine” way way more than I’d like, say, something like “I hate my life and I want to drown myself in this nice big pool I have and curse my life and all of the things in it like my gold Rolex watch and famous family.” Because guys, that’s the truth.

I’d rate this a 7 on a scale from 1 to 10, and it’s only, only, only because—all snark aside—the concept for the video is actually really cute and endearing.

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  • That’s what his music sounds like? Way to break stereotypes; I thought dudes who were all tatted up would play bad-ass stuff.

    • I know; I’m ashamed to say that I was really, really surprised by what his music sounded like after seeing his physical appearance.

      • Me three. :/ I feel kind of bad for judging. It’s a cute, easy to listen to song. Not usually my kind of thing but I wouldn’t immediately turn off the radio if it came on.

  • that auto tune is FUCKING with my EEEEEARS! this dude is the worst. i witnessed his foul behavior while eating at the table next to him @ Sushi Park restaurant in the same shopping center as North Hollywood Target (proof this betch ain’t lyin’) – YUSSsss he eats there, he tips real tiny just like his shriveled pencil dick, and he’s absolutely talentless. true stories.

  • p.s. sooooo much weed on the coffee table while he’s trying [too hard] to woo his lady – now that? is pretty awesome. you get 1 compliment, horseface & THAT IS ALL. on another note, you KNOW miley’s been gettin’ high with him for years now. birds of a feather & such.

  • Shyte auto tuned bubble gum boy band-ish song, and a body full of regrettable tats.
    Where did we go wrong?