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BREAKING: Lindsay Lohan Lied!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan

You know, Lindsay has really been outdoing herself with her meth hijinks this summer, hasn’t she? There’s been all that Liz and Dick greatness, then there was that suicide themed photo shoot. She even had us thinking that she died that one time, remember? It’s been so much to keep up with that I almost forgot about that time she wrecked that rental car on the highway.

So what did Lindsay lie about? Well, remember how she gave out a zillion excuses for why she ran her car into the back of a giant truck? She said the truck cut her off, then she said that the brakes failed? LIAR. Porsche heard about that, and they didn’t buy it, so they hollered at the rental company, who agreed to let them test the brakes on the car. They did, and – surprise! – there were no problems, proving once again that Lindsay is a liar liar, pants on fire.

Right now, the only thing we know in the aftermath of Porsche’s brake test is that the company is “cooperating with authorities.” And you know what that means: it should only be a few more days till we have yet another story about how Lindsay could maybe, possibly go to jail, except she never will, because there is no justice in this world. Can’t wait!

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  • And what exactly is the reason she should BE in jail. Because you’re jealous of her? Let’s put the rapists, murders, nun abusers, armed robbers, pushers, gang bangers beatin’ folks up and basically all the rest of the scum then we can worry about the overprivileged in California. I can never understand why celebrities stay there, other than the fame whores which I guess Lindsay is cause otherwise she’d be in Montana. Yay, I did a full 360 circle on that one!