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Hey Look, It’s Kim Kardashian in A Bikini!

A photo of Kim Kardashian

This is a photo that Kim Kardashian posted to her Twitter, along with the caption “sunrise summertime shoot!” and the tags “no filter” and “no photoshop.” And I have no trouble believing that this photo wasn’t edited in any way, because I really don’t think that’s Kim at all.

Look at her face. Here’s a slightly bigger version for you to study. Sure, the hips are there, but the face just doesn’t look like Kim to me. It’s in the eyes, I think. To me, this picture looks a little like Jennifer Grey, pre-nose job. Or, you know, it could actually be Kim, just with more minimal makeup than we’re used to seeing on her and no fake eyelashes. Or it could be some big-assed model that Kim thought was cute. Or it could be Jennifer Grey with ass implants, hacking skills, and a time machine, who knows? I had an hour and a half of sleep last night, and I’m really leaning towards the Jennifer theory.

But if it really is Kim, this is hilarious. Are we supposed to be impressed that she looks thinner? Like, “oh girl, how did you do that? Does Kanye have you on a diet and exercise routine?” And she’d be like “yeah, guys, it’s the sweet new ‘stretch your arms over your head as hard as you can so your ribs will stick out’ regimen.” Because seriously, I bet that even ol’ fatty fatster Kate Upton could show some ribs with her arms stretched this high, and we all know what a whale she is. “No photoshop,” please.

What do you guys think though? Is this Kim or not?

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