“I had no say whatsoever [in the ring]. I don’t micromanage.”
This is what Jessica had to say this past Friday to In Style magazine, which is really, really funny, considering we just ran a story saying how Jessica Biel is super busy babysitting Justin Timberlake and micromanaging him. LOLZ Jessica Biel, you’re so funny.
Now honestly, I don’t give two shits (or even one) as to whether Jessica Biel had a “say” in her engagement ring. I really don’t, because that’s not what’s important to me. It’s not even the fact that she doesn’t “micromanage,” because duh we all know that Jessica Biel totally micromanages. No, what’s the *most* amusing part of this entire thing is to me is the fact that Jessica Biel knows that we know that she micromanages Justin Timberlake, and yet she goes for the hot-button phrase every. single. time. Like, lay off the doth protesteth too much thing for a second, ’cause you’re only making yourself look jumpy, defensive, paranoid, and much like the lady who’s got to go for the throat every single time, wondering aloud, “WELL WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, HM?”
What’s next, girl, how much you trust Justin Timberlake and you just know that he’s totally going to do what’s right for the whole duration of your marriage, which is like, duh, going to definitely last ’til both of you shall die and fall apart or whatever it is?