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Guess the Celebrity Offspring!

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Wow! This one’s turned into quite a looker, wouldn’t you say? Can’t guarantee that she’s going to stay as cute as a button, though, because of that whole, pesky “two hotties make a nottie” thing, but one never does know, do they?

Here’s a few hints to get you on your way—

—Girl’s going through a turbulent time in her life right now, and I don’t mean just adolescence
—Girl’s got two way fashionable parents, though one of them could stand to lay off the eyeliner, scarves, and every accessory known to man all at one time thing
—She’s got a brother who I’d just love to lay my eyes on, too, so mad bonus points to anyone who can find recent pictures of the boy

Take another look:

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And, you know, another, if you think it’ll help you guess:

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Jump in to find out who this kid belongs to!

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You got it! It’s Lily Rose, daughter of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis. Isn’t she pretty?

And in related news, have you heard? It’s supposedly “war” between Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis, and there’s not even a divorce to be had, guys. From Showbiz Spy:

JOHNNY Depp‘s former partner Vanessa Paradis has ordered the actor to keep his alleged new girlfriend Amber Heard away from their children.

Vanessa, 39, was devastated by news of her longtime love’s relationship with the bisexual beauty — and is now preparing to wage a full-scale palimony battle for her share of his $350 million fortune.

“There’s no amount of money that can take away her agony as the full picture of what actually went down with Amber slow­ly emerges.

“Right now, she’s angry and humiliated and not seeing things straight, but everyone believes her when she says she’ll never forgive Johnny for walking out on his family.

Ugh. I still hope this Amber Heard thing is not true, because man. If it is? Johnny‘s TOTALLY slumming it. In the SLUMS. He could do so, so much better.

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  • re: 2x hotties make a nottie: I personally don’t think Vanessa is much of a hottie, all haggard and witch looking – hopefully Lily has her fathers skin!!
    (nb. I don’t think that the gap teeth help Vanessa, however I also don’t think that gap teeth are necassarily ugly – eg. lara Stone)

    • I always thought photoshop was VP’s best friend and I’m glad we’ll be seeing less of her, but Lily R? May the God of Good Genes be praised; she has Johnny’s facial features dead on. Her face is shaped like her mother’s, and she already has a way better figure!

  • Hitting up Amber Heard is slumming it? Step away from the computer and get your eyes tested.

  • I’m not sure which reader description is worse. “Nottie,” or that she’ll grow up to be a “hot adult” (still kind of a pedo line).

  • I don’t believe the “alleged” war between them…the kids are with Johnny in US…if Vanessa is as worried about Amber, then she could take them to France with her, but no…she’s working and the kids are with their dad!

    About the girl…she is a beautiful very fashionista young lady…and for what Daddy says, she sing as her mother and also act…so future star in the making?

    And the “boy”…how to say this without sounds like a “perv”…he is breathtakingly beautiful!!

    Pictures of Jack Depp in LA just a couple of days before of the announcement of the split:

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/ab8a53196938158

    http://www.imagebam.com/image/9d9a45196938590

  • I should have known the eyeliner and scarves thing was for Johnnie Depp…I was trying to think of a woman that fit that description.

  • I must vent…. First of all Lilly rose looks exactly like her mother. if you google pics of vanessa when she was young you can see how much they look alike. i think Lilly is a beautiful girl, but what in the world is she wearing? I can not believe her parents are not controlling her wardrobe a little bit more. She is like 11 years old or close to it and she’s dressed like a hooker.Mabey Johnny Depp should stop chasing Olsen twins, mermaids, and mediocer lipstick wanna be lesbians with bad dye jobs and pay some attention to his daughter who is obviously screaming out for attention with that outfit. but wait, it is not just one days bad choice of threads.She is dressed in even more revealing, innapropriate attire in several other pictures of her! this seeems to be her usual way of dressing. Who is minding these children? Speaking of bad parenting 101, How embarraced Lilly must be of her father right now. i used to adore mr. Depp, but as of late he is just disgusting in all manners.