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Quotables: Kirstie Alley Sure Knows How to Talk Up A Book

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“I’m not here to one-up another author but you know, I didn’t find it very factual. I lived with a guy for three years who made Christian Grey look like Justin Bieber. [Christian] didn’t even pee on her. He didn’t choke her or try to suffocate her … If it’s S&M you’re looking for, then you will like my book.”

Kirstie Alley compares her new memoirs, The Art of Men, to the greatest literary masterpiece of the 21st century, 50 Shades of Grey.

Also, WHAT? Is Kirstie saying that she was in one of them dominant/submissive relationships like in 50 Shades of Grey, or is she saying that she was horrifically abused and also peed on? Who was the guy? Didn’t she date William Shatner at some point? Is anyone else considering how genius casting Justin Bieber in the 50 Shades movie would be?

We need answers, and we need them now.

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