This is sad. Just this morning, we heard the beautiful news that our friend Fatmire is pregnant with little Fatmire Jr., and that the father is none other than Kris Humphries. I was definitely suspicious, but I tried to put my doubts aside and be happy for Fatmire. It turns out though that I might have had a reason to be suspicious. Here’s some background information on ol’ Fatmy from some guy she dated for six years:
“Myla [Fatmire] has been searching to become famous since I met her. Originally, she said she was a singer but I was with her for 6 years and never EVER heard a song. That was one way she met ‘industry’ people. When she started working at the hotel she would tell me all of the guys she met that wanted to talk to her…Vin Diesel, Boris Khojo, George Clooney, Curtis Jackson etc. I know she slept with at least one of these guys.”
“She’s a habitual liar and dates guys and when they want to leave she claims she’s pregnant or will kill herself. She is obsessive and will call literally ALL DAY to the point where no more messages can be left on your voicemail. I believe Myla met Kris and definitely constructed a larger connection in her own head. Thats just the person she is.”
See, that’s basically the vibe that I got from this girl in the first place. Remember how she made all those tweets about various Kardashians? She said that Bruce Jenner‘ face scared her? I really, really don’t think that Kris Humphries would go for that. I might be wrong, but I think Fatmire is just another crazy attention whore that has latched on to Kris, and I doubt that they had anything close to a relationship.
Oh, and just in case you’re wondering about Fatmire’s ex, he supplemented his story with some nudes! Unfortunately, it looks like Fatmy’s lawyers have done a pretty decent job of getting rid of most of them, since I haven’t been able to find them yet. Luckily, I could still find one lovely gem.
I see the tattoo on her lower back, but is that another one on her inner thigh? Like right below her ass? What is that?
Large mole?!
That is wrong on so many levels. All current issues aside, this Ex crawls out of the woodworks, basically calls her a fame whore and to verify his story he throws in a few naked pictures of the girl? If this happened to me I’d be devastated.
Maybe the Bieber is the dad, he and Kris are practically twins.. ha ha