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Oh No, Jennifer Lawrence—No

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You guys heard a week or so ago from Emily that John Mayer was hanging out with Jennifer Lawrence and wanting to get all up on it, and the story didn’t end there. Oh no. There’s apparently more to the story, and we’re only just getting all of the details now.

From Us Magazine:

“They were playful and nudging shoulders,” a source tells Us Weekly of the Hunger Games actress, 21, and the notorious singer, who’s had bad breakups with Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston and Taylor Swift. During the kitschy outing with other pals, the “Shadow Days” crooner wore medieval garb and was “implying that he wanted to get [Jennifer] drunk,” the source reveals.

And guys, Us isn’t the only outlet picking up on this story. It’s everywhere. It’s catching like fire*.

From the New York Daily News:

Lawrence, for her part, wasn’t exactly rejecting Mayer’s advances, though she remained reserved.
The 21-year-old “laughed about it,” the source said.

Ugh! The thought of John Mayer laying ANYTHING on thick makes me want to throw up all the f-ck over my keyboard. And do you know how *hard* it is to clean out bits of Raisin Bran from between the ‘Backspace’ and ‘NumLk’ keys? Ugh, ugh, ugh. I don’t want to hear anymore. I don’t want any more of this story, and I don’t want to hear any more stories that they happened to bump into one another ever again. I’m sure Miss Jennifer isn’t pure as the driven snow, but if she further associates with John Mayer, she’s going to be tainted for life.

*Yeah, that was lame, I know. OK? Whatcha gonna do about it?

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  • Jesus!…calm down (LOL). I would like to know, where are the photos??. So far, we have a”a source said this”, “an insider said that”…really?. The paps have been camped out on Lawrence’s lawn, following her EVERYWHERE; to a doctor’s appointment, to a meeting with her director, out with friends…TO THE ATM MACHINE (LOL!) and they somehow miss photos of Jennifer supposedly hanging out with one of the most notorious lotharios in Hollywood???. No photos, not even photos of Jennifer Lawrence seen entering or leaving this place?. Oh, and “catching like fire”..what so far, four maybe five news outlets ? with basically the same story cut and pasted?. Look, investigate a little more before you believe anything…it’s 2012..if there are no photos it’s likely untrue. Or, at the very least, blown waaay out of proportion. Jennifer Lawrence does indeed have a boyfriend of 2 years and judging by the ACTUAL photos it’s serious. Lawrence is also one of the most in demand and well liked actresses in H-Wood right now…do you think there might be some who would LOVE to try to spread some bullshit around about her?. Oh, and have there been any other stories of Lawrence and that twit Mayer hanging out in Paris (where Lawrence is right now) together?. Relax, the girl is too smart and has good people around her. It’s not real, folks.

    • The “catching like fire” phrase was a cheap reference to, um, the second ‘Hunger Games’ move, ‘Catching Fire’.

  • He has a serial killer quality to him which the ladies can’t resist. That, or he’s laying on the sex panther cologne on extra heavy.