Well, ok, it’s just one new photo, but I promise it’s adorable. Look:
Man. No offense to all the other babies I’ve ever seen, but little Maxwell Drew Johnson has got to be one of the cutest babies I’ve ever seen. Those huge eyes, that precious little pout, those cheeks! I can’t think of another human who has had such adorably puffy cheeks. Well, maybe Lindsay Lohan, but that’s neither here nor there.
It’s completely understandable why Jess doesn’t want to leave her daughter to go to the gym now, isn’t it? If I had a choice between working out and pinching that baby’s face, I know which one I’d prefer.
Maxi is cute but my baby is cuter. Ways cuter.
Yup, I checked again. My baby is totally the cutest.
She looks just like a little Kewpie doll!
She looks like a baby….babies all basically look the same. I don’t understand how people can even differentiate between them all, unless they’re one of those freaky mutant babies, like Hilary Duff’s frightening kid.
My Caption: “Holy Shit! This airhead cow is my mother?!?!