Oh, didn’t you hear? Madonna has her own sterilization team, because God forbid she leave any trace of her incomparable self behind after a show in a dressing room or on stage.
No, I’m not kidding. She really does. From the Mirror:
The paranoid star, 53, has ordered aides to leave no trace of her after she leaves gigs on her latest world tour.
In true diva style she set up a “sterilisation team” to wipe away any DNA that may have been dropped in her room on hairs, skin or saliva.
Hygiene freak Madge, whose MDNA tour arrives in Coimbra City, Portugal, tomorrow has also told organisers only her and her entourage are allowed backstage passes.
Concert promoter Álvaro Ramos, overseeing the Portuguese leg of the spectacle, said: “We have to take extreme care, like I have never seen for any other artist.
“We cannot even look at the dressing room, after it is ready, or even open the door. We can only enter after her sterilisation team has left the room. There will not be any of Madonna’s DNA, any hair, or anything. They will clean up everything. In the end it is all to protect her and make her feel comfortable.”
Because duh. Madonna’s already pissed that Lady Gaga’s trying so hard to be Madonna, why take the risk that one of Lady Gaga’s cronies might show up at a show to steal DNA in order to replicate Madonna and program her with offensive, sub-par Lady Gaga songs?
Gosh. I feel like I have to figure out EVERYTHING sometimes.