God, isn’t she? I don’t know where this recent bout of Miley-loving is coming from, but it’s here and it’s in full force. Look how amazing she looks? You know, if she should just stand up straight, stop hunching and pull those shoulders back, we might actually watch this hump-backed caterpillar blossom into a beautiful, willowy butterfly thing!
In related news, Miley Cyrus has a weird old stalker whose got—no joke—15 tattoos dedicated to Miley Cyrus. The dude’s name is … well, no one really knows what his name is, but his Twitter handle is MileyCyrusCarl, and one of his big, honking tattoos says ‘Miley Cyrus’ right across his chest and collarbone. What, you don’t believe me? Oh, OK then:
His other tattoos consist of song lyrics (oh God I so hope that ‘See You Again’ is permanently etched on his ass like you have no idea), Miley’s face, and other variations of her name, among other things. Like the word “obsessed” on his right forearm, which he says is how he feels about girlfriend.
Jeez. Can you say completely f-cking creepy, or are you too busy locking all of your doors and windows for fear of this dude mistakenly recognizing you as the object of his affections? Yeah, I know you might be a dude and all, but hey. Obsessive love knows no bounds.