Of Course Jennifer Aniston’s in a Documentary About How Much She Hates Being Talked About Her and Angelina and Brad

Alright, so it’s not precisely about just that, but remember what I said earlier today—essential truths, guys. Essential truths.

Ahem. From IMDB, $ellebrity, a documentary about fame in 2012, photographers who hound, and common misconceptions that media outlets perpetuate:

Celebrity photographer Kevin Mazur gives an all access pass to life behind the velvet rope and in front of the camera.

The film stars Jennifer Aniston, obviously, Dan Abrams, Marc Anthony, Jennifer Lopez, Rosanna Arquette (because why would we want to hear from the more famous Arquettes?), Sheryl Crow, Bonnie Fuller, Salma Hayek, B.O.B., Elton John, Kid Rock, and Sarah Jessica Parker.

That being said, I think these celebrities should probably continue doing what they do best—pretending to be something that they’re not (that *is* what they get paid to do, right?) and leaving the scathing commentary to the rest of us. It doesn’t pay as well as a blockbuster movie, but hey. It sure pays the bills and lines the pockets.