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Quotables: Octomom Did the Porno to Heal Herself, Guys

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“If I wanted to do it for me, I would have done it a few years ago. [I did it to] overcome … fears of intimacy and sexuality. When I did it, I faced my own fear [without] avoiding it. It is sexy for me. Growing up, I learned not to touch myself.”

Shame on you for thinking anything otherwise! You actually think this lady would do something like this for money? Heck no! She did it to heal childhood scars and fears of sex and reality. This is one classy woman, here, guys, so you better just recognize.

I get it, though, I really do. It’s like those people back in the early days of psychotherapy who decided that wrapping patients in ice-cold, wet sheets and electrocuting them was the best way to turn them all “normal” again. If you think about it, it makes sense on some kind of very basic, very animalistic way. And when I say, “it makes sense,” I mean “it makes no f-cking sense at all.” But this is Nadya Suleman for you guys—the OCTOMOM.

Hey, also, don’t forget—those real seedy NSFW nudes are over here. If you haven’t seen Nadya Suleman Nipple just yet, you should probably go ahead and check those suckers out.

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  • i just watched a youtube vid of her on howard stern. SERIOUS whack-a-doodle! like certifiable. i just hope they’re able to keep the kids together once they go to foster care. SAD FACE FOR REALS

  • She is one ugly woman, no wonder she has to “touch herself”, no one else in their right mind would!!

  • No wonder she had to use a fertility doc to get pregnant. I see him with a turkey baster and a plunger trying to keep the sperm from running away.

  • She did it for the money. Gez, Octomom, do you think everyone is as stupid and delusional as you.

  • Sorry Sarah….
    But she’s just a money grubbing whore. She always has been. It’s great you want to peg her in a good light and some women may made a bold move to express their bodies to discover themselfs, not usually so openly or in porn. But I could imagine there are some women out there who do for a boost in their own confidence.

    With the “Octomom” this is not the case. She has litterally whored herself and that nickname of hers out. There is nothing empowering about selling yourself out for money. IE; “OctoLoans” her most recent attept to completely prositute herself and her name out. In the end of the day there are so many women out their that deserve praise and respect for the trials they go though, the hardships they endure. Octomom all she did was had 8+ kids, nothing else special, and those kids she couldn’t take care of either. A woman who has 1 to 3 kids works hard, raises her kids as best she can deserves more respect then Octomom….

    I’d suggest you take a real good look at Octomom’s own actions, her leech like actions, her willingness to sell out her own self respect for money… Octomom isn’t a pillar that women should strive to be, she’s a horror story (or Whore Story if you’d prefer) a warning to others not to end up like her.

    Now to sound more like the actual nerd of a man I am… HER BODY LOOKS WEIRD! Like Gollum with tits…