17Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s John Stamos photo: Levey
“Nice ‘fro, wanna see mine?”
First runner-up: James
“Stamos: so your like a fat?”
Second runner-up: Katherine
“John’s proposed tummy tuck was not adding to his I’m-not-gay-I-just-lived-with-two-other-guys-for-eight-years look.”
Congrats to Levey! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Don’t worry. If your dick does not look large enough we can just photoshop a bigger bulge.
“The penis implant was a success!! It was this big but look at it now!!”
This is the “One toke, Instant Hard-on” weed? “cough”, This is some goo-shit!
Sir, your bulge is…., HUSH, I have to concentrate! Baseball, think baseball.
Excuse me. One of my disgustingly large chest pubes was lodged between my teeth.
Bone Patrol
I’m Irish! We don’t hang, we point…
Guy in blue: don’t worry about it.. you can defiantley pull off the wet suit look. like, if I wear an extremely hot physically fit homosexually, I’d be on you. But, Im just a homo.
Pierce: BUT I CAN”T FEEL MY HANDS!!!
So far you all suck
CLOSE CAPTION FOR evilbeetdouche*
“Sure Captain, I’ll suck your cock!”
I tell you, it bit me in the balls and it was only this fucking big !
Sea cucumbers are not protected by PETA and I was just keeping it warm..
You really need to see that Octomom video. I almost passed out when all the blood left my head.
More cowbell!!!
Why did you think I was gonna Pierce it with?
Hey Buddha – It wasn’t the Octomom video that got him hard. It’s the new “I Beet Off at Work” T-shirts.
Just hold on let me think .. okay the mermaid had these nipples like so and she rubbed them against my willy and that’s the story we’ll be telling my wife when the pictures come out. We say NOTHING about this gay cruise has everyone got it straight?