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Guess the Celebrity: The Hip Tattoo Edition

Wow, look at that precious little tattoo! A delicate little bird, right on the hip of our little friend here, isn’t that just darling? I think so.

But who does it belong to? I’m sure several of our more, um, rabid commenters already know, but for the rest of us, let’s take a look at the tattoo’s surroundings. The baby blue underwear, the belt, that tiny, faint line of hair under the bellybutton? Wouldn’t you say that it all looks a little masculine?

So who could it be?

A photo of Justin Bieber

It’s Justin Bieber! Of course it’s Justin Bieber. Who else could pull off such a tender tattoo? Justin’s dad, that’s who. The little bird was The Biebz’ very first tattoo, and his father got one to match. He got it to celebrate his 16th birthday. Awesome.

Speaking of awesome, have you been wondering what’s been going on with that whole assault thing? You know, when Justin sent a photographer to the hospital? Well, you don’t have to wonder anymore, because here’s what’s happening:

Justin Bieberhas struck a deal! HollywoodLife.com spoke to a source very close to the photographer Jose Sarros, who tells us that he has been working on a deal with Justin’s team without the courts and police.

“Jose will drop his pursuit and get some exclusive shots in return of Justin Bieber &Selena Gomez which in turn would give him quite a lot of money. “Since they would be photos that would be exclusive for him. Jose will be tipped off where Justin and Selena are at times and he will get first dibs on shots and other setups.”

We told you that Justin got into an altercation on May 27 with Jose at the Calabasas Shopping Center and it was being investigated by the police. Justin was with his girlfriend Selena at the time of the incident and she was reportedly going to be questioned by police.

“It’s currently a work in progress and in the early stages.” the source tells us. “But if it doesn’t benefit Jose, he won’t do it.”

Jose, called 9-1-1, filed a report and was later taken to the hospital to be checked out. The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department was said to be treating the matter as misdemeanor battery.

“Sorry I physically assaulted you, but instead of taking this to court, how about I just call you when I go somewhere and you can take more pictures of me? I know, that’s what you were doing when I assaulted you, but it’s cool this time, for real.” Is that what Justin’s essentially saying here? If I were Jose, I think I’d just hold out for actual cash instead of this nonsense. That or, you know, actually take him to court.

How could someone with such a precious little hip tattoo be so cruel?

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  • Like all Justin’s tattoos, that seagull thing has religious undertones. It’s supposed to represent ‘Jonathan Livingston Seagull’ by Richard Bach – some book about a gull that represents God. WTF. I didn’t know he could read.