Normally I don’t give a raw ass-worth about Victoria Beckham because … well, just because, but I saw these photos of V-Becks attending the debut of her Fall/Winter ’12 fashion line in Vancouver today and I was kind of blown away. At least, as blown away as I could possibly be over Victoria Beckham, which, on a scale from 1-10 is about a 2. It’s progress, guys. Never laugh in the face of progress even if progress has cantaloupe-like tits that are occasionally eaten as a poor substitute for birthday cake.
Girlfriend’s hair is the cutest, her dress thing isn’t all that awful, and the shoes—well, I’d both kill and die for the shoes, but I’m willing to bet in both cases that neither killing nor dying would help the shoes case. Who wants to be buried or in jail with such excellence? Oh. Right. Lots of people, I guess.
Anyway. She looks completely awesome, and I thought I’d share these here photos. Enjoy them as much as I have.
In related news, Victoria recently discussed some pretty fricking bizarre “beauty secrets” which I’m convinced were invented for Victoria’s sheer enjoyment in seeing people do weird things to their face and bodies just because Victoria Beckham has endorsed it:
To lock her charm forever she is applying facial made with sheep placenta and gold flakes.
According to a website, 38-year-old singer turned fashion designer, Posh regularly visits her dermatologist Dr.Harold Lancer to get this bizarre beauty treatment. This treatment cost her 500 USD. Animal stem cells and gold particles are used in this treatment.
According to sources, Victoria always uses new products and beauty tips to look younger and prettier. It’s not the first time that she is applying some bizarre tips; she applied stem cell facial many times.
Spice girl and style diva, Victoria used poop treatment also, in which she used rare Japanese bird’s (nightingale) shit as a facial
Ahem. Placenta and feces. Awesome.
Anyway, what do you think about Vic’s look?
She needs a samich