3Love It or Leave It: Miley’s Corset Look
Wow. I guess Miley‘s trying to be the hot housewife here or something now, right? Giving us a little preview into what married life is going to be like for her and Liam, is she? Because everyone knows that it’s only going to be mid-day lingerie and bondage parties by night for the very first year, tops. After that, Miley’s going to settle into marital bliss and instead of lingerie mid-day, it’s going to be ratty sweats, and instead of bondage parties at night, it’s going to be ‘Big Bang Theory’ and Doritos in bed at 7 PM.
But let’s not be so morose! There are people out there just tickled pink by Liam and Miley’s engagement! For example, Bret Michaels! He’s just stoked, guys:
“[Miley's] one of the coolest people. She’s a very talented person and I shout out a mega congratulations to her. … I took him [Liam] on an insane ride in the Bentley. I took him in the car and we whipped up and down the [Sunset] strip very fast … You can tell Liam rocks and he’s a good dude.”
Oh, OK then. Bret Michaels has signed off on the union, so we’re good. I mean, he’s almost as good as her daddy, anyway. He, at the very least, probably spent the same amount of time up in Tish Cyrus’s gitch as ol’ Billy Ray has, so it’s like they’re almost second cousins or something.
The corset, though. That’s really why we’re all gathered here, around this Miley Cyrus post today, that corset, isn’t it? Do you guys love it? Hate it? Think it gives her body a scary, alien-like appearance? You know—just asking.
She looks so gorgeous, oh my goodness.
The “I’m so tiny I have to make this thing real tight to give me curves” thing is not doing it for me. I still think she looks more like a girl than a woman.
absolutely fucking love it