In a world where celebrities often take nude photos of themselves and save them on their cell phones or email accounts, we’ve seen a lot of famous tits. We’ve seen this happen to Blake Lively, Scarlett Johansson, Christina Hendricks, and Mila Kunis, just to name a few ladies. But today, I bring you the greatest news of all: someone leaked some new nude photos. Of Snooki. Oh dear god.
From E! Online:
We’re guessing Snooki didn’t want to see these nude photos of her popping up on a U.K. paper’s website.
The Jersey Shore star appears to be the latest celeb victim of sexy cell phone photos gone wrong, after the photos were leaked on the Internet.
So, what’s the deal?
While it’s not clear exactly who leaked the photos, the 24-year-old reality star can be seen taking photos of herself in a robe opened to reveal her body, as well as completely in the buff in the snaps.
“Clearly these are old and personal photos that were not meant for the ?public,” Snooki’s rep told E! News exclusively. “It’s a shame someone decided to leak them for obvious personal gain.”
Meanwhile, the usually loquacious reality star, who is pregnant with her first child with fiancé Jionni LaVelle (she’s not sporting a baby bump in the pictures) has kept mum on the leaked snaps so far.
The good news, or the bad news, depending on your outlook, is that all the photos I can find are censored. I’m really sorry, but all you’re going to see are photos like this:
My apologies/you’re welcome. I’m sad/glad to have bummed you out/made your day!
Oh, thank goodness. I mean, Blake Lively is just *gorgeous* in her leaked photos, like she’s gorgeous clothed. Snooki is a strange, strange pumpkin creature. I’m not talking about her weight. I’m talking that, like, a fairy godmother transformed a pumpkin into a person, but was on a really low magic budget and failed to impart a convincingly human appearance OR any semblance of a human personality upon her creation.
So, I am pleased at this humanitarian censorship.
Is that a dog bowl on the bed?