I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to marry Kim Kardashian? Kim’s spouses get super fancy weddings, a television show, and all the humiliation and regret that they could ever hope for! And look at that ass! We could all do a lot worse in life than being Mr. Kim Kardashian.
Kanye knows this, because Kanye has knowledge of all things. And he’s trying to lock this down real quick.
From Life & Style:
After eight months of battling with estranged husband Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend, Kanye West, is now putting the pressure on her to speed up the divorce!
An insider reveals in the new issue of Life & Style, on newsstands now, that Kanye is pushing Kim to give the NBA player whatever he wants to go away — so the rapper can pursue his plan to marry her!
“Kanye wants to marry Kim, and he’s telling her to expedite the divorce so they can start their future,” a source close to Kim tells Life & Style. “Kanye’s like, ‘Just do whatever you need to do to make it go away.’”
“Kim’s starting to come around to Kanye’s way of thinking,” the insider admits. Kim quickly became serious with Kanye — publicly calling herself his girlfriend — and they’ve even put their LA homes on the market so they can look for a rental together.
“As things get more and more intense and comfortable, both Kim and Kanye hate being apart,” the insider tells Life & Style. “And as they grow closer, Kanye’s desire to marry Kim — and hers to be married to him — keeps getting stronger.
And while Kim thought her prenup would guarantee a quick divorce, Kim hadn’t counted on Kris’ demands. A source close to the case says Kris is demanding $7 million to settle, while his team insists Kris wants Kim to admit she married him only for fame and money.
Is this bitch seriously going to get married again so soon? I know that this isn’t the first time that this idea has been brought up, but … seriously? I was going to say that marrying Kanye so fast would make me lose all respect for Kim, but that would imply that there was respect there to begin with. I just can’t imagine what goes on in her head, but I guess that’s a good thing.
All that being said though, I’m really glad that Kim picked Kanye as her next victim. Mostly because I have an elaborate scene planned out in my head where Kanye goes to the final divorce hearing, and just before it’s over, he jumps up onto the judge’s bench, looks at Kris, and says “Yo, I’ma let you finish, but Kanye West had the best proposal of all time!” Then the lights go down and strobes come on and he sings “Gold Digger” to Kim and then flashes her a ring. I have all the faith in the world in Kanye.